naturalistamisslyn:

nflstreet:

neo-zeon:

nflstreet:

neo-zeon:

nflstreet:

neo-zeon:

nflstreet:

neo-zeon:

nflstreet:

neo-zeon:

nflstreet:

neo-zeon:

nflstreet:

neo-zeon:

HIS HAIR?

WACK

HIS GEAR??

WACK

HIS JEWELRY???

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HIS FOOTSTANCE!?

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THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??

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THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?

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ME?

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I’m impressed by how aggressive the font is

(via 2k16christine)


open rp

taahko:

villneuve:

taahko:

villneuve:

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

(via perfect--porcelain)


yakkette:

tilthat:

TIL Research has shown that dogs actually like the silly, high-pitched voice their owners use to talk to them.

via reddit.com

me, babbling: whos a chungky babbey??!! whos a chunkey babbey??!!

Dog: Superb, you funky little biped.

(via gothartdad)


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gently-radical:

thevaginamonoblogs:

rad-aspie:

the misgendered at gamestop thing is so funny to me. like that dude really proved he was a male. no woman would react like he did.

i get misgendered all the time. on one hand its kinda ridiculous cause i have boobs and female facial structure but hey im 6 feet tall and have super short hair so i can see why people would make that mistake, especially if they are a tired minimum wage retail worker.

you know what i do when i get misgendered? usually i’ll just run with it! its actually kind of nice to be treated like a man…makes me feel safer. 

in the case where i do correct i’ll usually be like “i’m actually a girl, but no worries!”

the fact that the gamestop man wanted to be called ma’am so badly shows that he doesnt know how much it sucks to be treated like a woman and the violent way he reacted is a clear example of male agression

The true mark of flexing privilege and stepping out of his preferred pronouns when it suits is when he says “step outside and I’ll show you a man”


He knows he has power. He knows he is a threat. He knows all he has to do is reassume his maleness to get his own way.


And he did it.


Proves he knows nothing of what it is to be a woman. He never will be one.

My complete normie mother watched that video and in complete sincerity said “if he wants to be called a woman he needs to stop acting like a man” my mother calls me bitter for pointing out that male violence is the biggest threat to womens lives but even she knows that screaming motherfucker and kicking over stacks of product in a store just because someone called you sir or asked you not to curse in front of their child is male behavior

(via theevillfemme)


smatter:
“ widgenstain:
“ sixpenceee:
“The urine from a diabetic contains so much sugar that it can be purified and made into whiskey.
”
DON’T GIVE THEM HIPSTER MIXOLOGISTS IDEAS!!
”
… um… Pisskey™️
”

smatter:

widgenstain:

sixpenceee:

The urine from a diabetic contains so much sugar that it can be purified and made into whiskey.

DON’T GIVE THEM HIPSTER MIXOLOGISTS IDEAS!! 

… um… Pisskey™️

(via peejeschrist)


fairycosmos:

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

(via a-goddamn-phony)


lightning-gay:
“ reducedlunch:
“this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface
” ”

lightning-gay:

reducedlunch:

this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface

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(via peejeschrist)


poc-creators:

mermaid-on-land:

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If so, consider employing my services! I transcribe and caption videos. My captions are well timed, accurate, and do not include any unnecessary commentary that would impede comprehension.

I am currently charging $2 USD per minute of video (ex: if your video is 4 minutes long, it would cost $8 for me to caption it)

If you are interested in these services, please send me a private message and I’ll be happy to talk with you about the scope of the project and other such details

Boost!!! I am profoundly deaf and I really appreciate it when people put closed captioning on their videos!!!! Feel free to hit up OP and get their services!!! Three cheers for accessibility!!! 

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lmaonade:

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

(via sinful-mermaid)


birdsareblooming:

cafecoon:

hloneheart:

thebritishteapot:

frozen-void:

the-gracie-plane:

sassippi:

claycoloredmotherlessness:

girlpanties:

girlpanties:

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

This hurt my feelings

Well fuck me

I have done this thing once every couple months and every time I hate it a little more because it knows me better than I know myself

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what THE FUCK

how the FUCK

Wwwwh

uuuumu what

(via gothartdad)


loversphilosophy:

The next morning, I braced myself for Elliot’s odd brand of revenge.

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